tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85488178196704292982024-03-21T00:50:59.507+00:00PoetryForm of literary art in which language is used for its aesthetic and evocative qualities in addition to, or in lieu of, its apparent meaning.Frank TALKER™http://www.blogger.com/profile/03567648980769194570noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548817819670429298.post-21478865423548226672014-05-16T09:55:00.002+01:002015-12-13T14:30:54.171+00:00THE KILLERS - The Corpse is Mine<div style='text-align:Center!important;' title='???'>
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<h1>(I was gone with the gun)</h1>
<p>
Live life as a pistol
<br>
In plain sight of the disappearing moon
<br>
Trying to replace your body with mine
<br>
Riding the boat instead - along with the dead
<br>
But, you were gone.
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<p>
Left behind tomorrow
<br>
Undercover agent for the past
<br>
Blind to the present afflicting me
<br>
Hoping the future could be good - as it should
<br>
But, you were gone.
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<p>
I didn't mean to
<br>
But, it happened anyway
<br>
A momentary lapse, you might say
<br>
But, blood is too late - so it's my fate
<br>
And you're still gone.
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<p>
The Wind begins in the East
<br />
Where an Indian beauty weeps for her love
<br />
Lost in the wars.
</p>
<p>
In that lost time remembered
<br />
All mischiefs are reminisced
<br />
Again and yet once again – with a smile.
</p>
<p>
Her sighs cannot return her to the past
<br />
But, softly, they tickle my ear from far away
<br />
And I hope that the sound of her sound
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Will become my mood - and my circumstances.
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<p>
Like the womb of a young girl,
<br />
The full moon ripens;
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With the needs and hopes of the back-lit earth.
</p>
<p>
In the Garden of Desire
<br />
The belly swells;
<br />
Moved by its own reflection in a lover's eye.
</p>
<p>
The growing seed roots us
<br />
To the fertile ground;
<br />
To stop the spinning world skipping from our hands.
</p>
<p>
When all is well,
<br />
The quick breath slows us down;
<br />
Reflecting the pure joy of a warming embrace.
</p>
<p>
Thoughts collide in the Pandora's box:
<br />
The moon of secrets;
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When the dream bathes the world in the dreamer's light.
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<p>A girl’s pert thigh is delicious<br />
Tingle-brain to the tips of my toes;<br />
In cunt I see nothing seditious<br />
A secret that everyone shows.<br />
<br />
If the prick is but blood's treason<br />
Then please to my mind tell me this;<br />
How on earth do you reckon in reason<br />
For the lack of your sexual bliss?<br />
<br />
You can never get tired of Fanny<br />
Though her owner might bore you to tears;<br />
It's little short of something uncanny<br />
What Dick likes when he's had a few beers.<br />
<br />
If any man tells you he doubts<br />
His empty old life is just a farce;<br />
It's only love's rules that he flouts<br />
So kick-in his balls through his arse<br />
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<p>Santa Claus is coming<br />
'Cause 'is cock is getting fat<br />
So please ram your willy<br />
Up 'is lovely daughter's twat<br />
If you haven't got a willy<br />
A finger will have to do<br />
If you can't spare a finger<br />
Then what kind of man are you?<br />
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<div style='font-family:Sans-Serif!important;'>Copyright © <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011' title='Year'>2011</a> <a href='http://uk.search.yahoo.com/search?p=%22Frank+TALKER%22&ei=UTF-8&fr=moz2' title='SEARCH - Frank TALKER'>Frank TALKER</a>. Permission granted to reproduce and distribute it in any format; provided that mention of the author’s Weblog (<a href="http://poetryftalker.blogspot.com/" title='This blog...'>http://poetryftalker.blogspot.com/</a>) is included: <span style='text-transform:lowercase!important;'><a href='mailto:ftalker@yahoo.co.uk?BCC=rkd.bucknor@gmail.com&Subject=Request%20to%20Mention%20Frank%20TALKER%20Weblog&Body=Permission%20to%20use%20material%20from%20the%20Frank%20TALKER%20Website%20requires%20the%20following%20information:%0D%0A%0D%0AWho?%0D%0A%0D%0AWhat?%0D%0A%0D%0AWhen?%0D%0A%0D%0AWhere?%0D%0A%0D%0AHow?%0D%0A%0D%0AWhy?%0D%0A%0D%0A' type='text/html' title='Opens your E-Mail Software for ftalker@yahoo.co.uk'><span style='text-transform:uppercase!important;'>E</span>-mail notification requested</a></span>. All other rights reserved. </div>Frank TALKER™http://www.blogger.com/profile/03567648980769194570noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548817819670429298.post-29811530040541877892011-11-17T18:55:00.008+00:002014-01-15T16:32:22.200+00:00He Who Shall Not Work; Shall Not Eat<div style='text-align:Center!important;' title='HE WHO SHALL NOT WORK; SHALL NOT EAT (2000)'><a href='http://www.principiadialectica.co.uk/blog/?p=1258' title='HE WHO SHALL NOT WORK; SHALL NOT EAT (2000)'><img alt='HE WHO SHALL NOT WORK; SHALL NOT EAT (2000)' src='http://www.principiadialectica.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/The-School-of-Athens-Raphael-150-1024x682.jpg' style='width:80%!important;' /></a> <br />
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<p>I wouldn't give a medal to a starving man<br />
Or the sweat off my bollocks for the race I ran;<br />
When all he wants, is reality, to shirk:<br />
Why should he benefit from my hard work?<br />
</p><p>So here's the cure for their impoverished mess<br />
Let the poor have our diseases - on the N-H-S;<br />
Guinea-pigs for cures for all their shamming pain<br />
So we can work the harder; but only for our gain.<br />
</p><p>Oh, Christ! They whinge-on about their borin' fuckin' jobs<br />
But only fuckin' borin' people live like fuckin' yobs;<br />
They are the cause of their own sad fate<br />
For they are the excressence of the Welfare State.<br />
</p><p>If the poor want respect, they can damn well earn it<br />
Give 'em money? I'd rather fuckin' burn it;<br />
Just leave 'em in the gutter - no Ifs; no Buts<br />
I wouldn't waste the food to feed their fuckin' worthless guts.<br />
</p><!--
What about a program of compulsory sterilisation?
An excellent way to achieve social equalisation;
Or deprive each lazy bugger, of his ev'ry Civil Right
Then they'd learn that Might is always Right.
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<p>Look! Starvation is the reward for the parasite's plans<br />
This is a Natural Law; and not one of Man's;<br />
If you wish, in this world, to be set free<br />
Then get off your arse and stop trying to scrounge off me.<br />
</p><!--
<p><br />
Yet, for yous, the game is not to help the poor<br />
But just to turn yourself into Charity's Whore;<br />
To indulge in a sentiment you couldn't apprehend<br />
Feeling so superior to those you condescend.<br />
</p><p>Depending on the poor to feel the good you don't possess<br />
As they feed upon your all-too-ghastly politesse.<br />
You fake love for those with no values of their own;<br />
Proving you're now reaping what you've always sown.<br />
</p><p>So, because there's little point to that lower caste,<br />
You really should just let their begging-hands slip past;<br />
Because their need's never a claim on anyone's virtue,<br />
That's why they do the jobs that neither you, nor I, will do.<br />
</p><p>After all, you don't jump a crevasse in more than one leap<br />
No, to plan with forethought, must you;<br />
Yet you help those whom to any order creep<br />
But who resent being told what to do.<br />
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<p>He bade me stand<br />
and I obeyed;<br />
He took my hand<br />
then on me laid.<br />
</p><p>Op’ning up<br />
he walked inside;<br />
I filled his cup<br />
he shared my pride.<br />
</p><p>Unclothed respect<br />
did meet me fair;<br />
Love's debt-collect<br />
his arse now bare.<br />
</p><p>Backbone aflame<br />
sparks graze my skin;<br />
The beautiful game<br />
whose rules begin.<br />
</p><p>To widen minds<br />
who’ve found their best;<br />
The well worn signs<br />
of love that's blessed.<br />
</p><p>My mouth around<br />
throbs out its wave;<br />
He chokes on sound<br />
from head I gave.<br />
</p><p>Now full of him<br />
curled toes and spine;<br />
We leave the gym<br />
his smell now mine.<br />
</p><p>Always I wait<br />
the flood’s tempest;<br />
For storm’s abate<br />
when lovers rest.<br />
</p><p>Stood clean and proud<br />
admired by he;<br />
In silence loud<br />
becalmed in me.<br />
</p><p>Each dream of prick -<br />
that missing peace:<br />
A cunt's-eye trick<br />
for world’s release.<br />
</p><p>That no man thinks<br />
he’s lost of me;<br />
My boy’s love thinks<br />
and so is free.<br />
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<p>I'd love to stain, with you, the sheets,<br />
The crumpled valance and the pleats;<br />
For you to drink my cock down deep<br />
As you do stop me from my sleep.<br />
</p><p>I'd like to munch each wobbling tit<br />
Before I chew your little clit;<br />
Till our love turns you black and blue:<br />
To part those petals tearing through.<br />
</p><p>I'd need to eat, off you, your face,<br />
Your lip 'n' neck 'n' earthy grace:<br />
A-wand'ring goes this thumb to sink;<br />
Ent'ring your puckered anal chink.<br />
</p><p>I'd want to smell on you my self,<br />
To bathe in your aroma's health;<br />
Then feel your navel and your tum<br />
And splatter them with white-hot cum.<br />
</p><p>I'd have to smack your lovely arse,<br />
Right from the back - down in the grass:<br />
To bang your buns: Oh, yes! What fun!<br />
I thank the Lord you're not a nun.<br />
</p><p>I'd lift your legs - high in the air -<br />
My balls would slap your bottom, there,<br />
But am I just misbegotten,<br />
Who wants so much to fuck you rotten?<br />
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<p>In this night's heat -<br />
when the old dick throbs -<br />
I can think of none but you;<br />
For your absence, sweet,<br />
my delight it robs<br />
And knows not just what to do.<br />
</p><p>I'm often annoyed -<br />
'cause it never sleeps -<br />
When I wish to read my book;<br />
But Nature's deployed;<br />
so it always weeps<br />
When its eye, at me, does look.<br />
</p><p>Yes! It longs for the touch -<br />
of your dear hand -<br />
To massage, then unbend it;<br />
So stiff, that much,<br />
she makes it stand<br />
That none but her can mend it.<br />
</p><p>So although you're gone<br />
into you I thrust<br />
For desire does come about;<br />
You bade me on<br />
to make you - just -<br />
In the game of In & Out.<br />
</p><p>A creamy deed -<br />
as my lust, it, spills -<br />
To your honour have I now kissed;<br />
A lake of seed<br />
my belly button fills<br />
Because - I've just frigged my wrist!<br />
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<p>Wanna be the first, pres'dent of color in the U-S-A,<br />
So, at last, I can fin-ally, 'ave my way;<br />
Wanna legalize pimpin', 'ard-porn an' crack,<br />
And paint the muvverfuckin', White 'Ouse black.<br />
</p><p>Won't Abe Lincoln shit, when 'e sees,<br />
An end-to-'is White-Trash officialese?<br />
To make Civil Rights over-rule your town,<br />
We shall turn this nation right upside-down.<br />
</p><p>This, 'Ousin' Project boy's on Welfare, too<br />
Will, just-as-sooner-rip, the shit-from-all-of-you;<br />
It's time for-us-coons to get-some reparation<br />
A payback to finish Black, integration.<br />
</p><p>The Senate and the 'Ouse can kiss my darkie butt<br />
Miscegenation-law for ev'ry White-Meat slut;<br />
The Congressmen'll-'ave-to-take-a flyin' muvverfuck,<br />
When I give 'em my big-black, dick to suck.<br />
</p><p>Now I need a classy hoe - my latest hot-ass lover,<br />
To, pose with me on <em>Time</em> and, even <em>Newsweek</em>'s cover;<br />
'Cause the 'lect'rate oughtta-know, we don't, fool around,<br />
When the ghetto rings-out, with this, nigger sound.<br />
</p><p>And my Foreign, Policy - that's just-as-wise:<br />
To, bring the ragheads down to, our own size;<br />
In spreadin' U-S culture so that they can learn:<br />
When their pointy-mosques we-bomb and babies-burn.<br />
</p><p>But my wife ain't-a-successful, lawyer bitch:<br />
You dirt-poor fucks, always vote for the rich;<br />
So when we come to power, this is what we'll do:<br />
It's 'Separate But Equal' - but not, of course, for you.<br />
</p><p>So to get to the top, you need tenacity,<br />
When, politics is all about, mendacity;<br />
So I 'ave to stop bein' just a, bitch-squeezer<br />
'Cause, first I need a Green-Card and a visa.<br />
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<p>The solidifying form remains to be beheld - unseen -<br />
that now love, me, does fullest crown;<br />
Making you that enviable queen<br />
of being born to such unknown renown.<br />
</p><p>That bridled halter, your quick mind does now beget,<br />
this cant'ring movement of your art;<br />
What owner, then, could have no small regret<br />
for thorough-bred ideals - in ev'ry part.<br />
</p><p>So, I evade the darkness, with its doubt and lies,<br />
by seeing who you really are;<br />
For no cosmetic ever truly beautifies<br />
the respect which sought your highmost repertoire.<br />
</p><p>Whose furrowed shadow clouds the lowly, shov'lling field,<br />
to plough through ev'ry single file;<br />
While you sow - avoiding fallow yield:<br />
A sunny brow that sets upon your dewy smile.<br />
</p><p>Yes. This windswept sea, which you so rightly toss,<br />
does sail me on to each deep-water port -<br />
Wide Atlantic I must learn to cross;<br />
perfecting all the dreams that you, and I, had wrought.<br />
</p><br />
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<p>I've seen wrinkled ones<br />
And nice tight buns:<br />
Done up there just like oysters;<br />
Big, firm tits<br />
And hairy bits<br />
But never had a nun in cloisters.<br />
</p><p>Screaming queens<br />
And old spunk-fiends<br />
And girls red-faced with lust;<br />
Whose screwed-up faces<br />
put me through their paces<br />
Till my balls were fit to bust.<br />
</p><p>There are girls who are quiet<br />
But dying to try it<br />
Who keep their heat inside;<br />
There are women on the pull<br />
Till their mouthes are full<br />
Who are only along for the ride.<br />
</p><p>Girls wanting blacks<br />
In their fuck-me slacks<br />
Fed up with white-boys' abuses;<br />
Hard, long and thick<br />
Is how they like prick<br />
Not the mummy's-boys' vacant excuses.<br />
</p><p>On frosty morn<br />
I've had the horn<br />
While my girl she waited for my rising;<br />
I spunked on her face<br />
And she quite liked the taste<br />
Is a fucking really so surprising?<br />
</p><p>I've seen eyeballs roll<br />
As you fill their hole<br />
In the pleasure of their eyes;<br />
And you will always rate<br />
If you can shoot straight<br />
When you see the whites of their thighs.<br />
</p><p>From back or front<br />
Each one has a cunt<br />
That needs a good old stretching;<br />
They really don't mind<br />
Which way you grind<br />
As long as it's them you're fetching.<br />
</p><!--
Well-stacked bitches
Not wearing any stitches
Preferring men in despatches that we mention
But what I've found
Of pubic mound
Is in their presence it stands to attention.
Rodeo girls buck
As you make them fuck:
A lifetime in an eight-seconds' ride;
If you can hold on
While she's so far gone
You're a wrangler with masculine pride.
Before some can cum
They want it up the bum
That'll make 'em see stars in the night;
They'll swear you blind
That they really don't mind
That it really isn't all that tight.
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<p>No words influence a lover blind,<br />
Nor make a quarrel lesser;<br />
Nothing changes a born again mind,<br />
From the fortresses' grieving confessor.<br />
No act saves a marriage’s stopping motion,<br />
Nor nurtures a relationship failed;<br />
Nothing binds this cracked devotion,<br />
Nor reinstates times that prevailed.<br />
No thoughts can staunch the children’s tears,<br />
Nor pray for parents’ resolve;<br />
Nothing alleviates their keenest fears,<br />
As they watch a world dissolve.<br />
The truth relates estrangement’s course<br />
No lie ever prevents divorce.<br />
</p><br />
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<p>Please let me fuck your wife, tonight<br />
Please let me fuck her do;<br />
My knob is hard; my balls are tight<br />
I might just shag you, too.<br />
</P><p>A red dress, short, it makes me hot<br />
Those tits so proud they speak;<br />
If I could stretch her tight young twot<br />
She'd shriek and shriek and shriek.<br />
</P><p>This fat-arse, plump, it makes me shout<br />
I’d love to smack it mean;<br />
The bitch just made me whip it out<br />
To make me lick her clean.<br />
</P><p>Now spunk is dribbling down my leg<br />
It fills my boots with cum;<br />
Can I impale her on my peg?<br />
Or take it up the bum?<br />
</P><p>To get her down and poke her quick<br />
Is perhaps your worst affront;<br />
But that she’s your wife just makes me sick<br />
You fucking lucky cunt!<br />
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<h3>(Hate Truth, & Lies Are All You’ll Have)</h3><br />
<p>Let’s drink to minge that’s sticky-sweet:<br />
Secretions’ toffee flavored;<br />
With tongues that mouthe round ev’ry treat<br />
On stretch-meat that we’ve savored.<br />
</p><p>Full wanton each conceiving pose<br />
For which two bodies couple;<br />
Climaxing plunge she’s steady as she goes<br />
In form’s moving - infinitely supple.<br />
</p><p>But while my mind lets yours distend<br />
Your pudend self bisects;<br />
Prick’s blood stands-up right on its end;<br />
Always liking what it respects.<br />
</p><p>Your body’s pride is much too tough:<br />
It omits the porn’s-eye view;<br />
Emanates this fur-lined animal muff:<br />
Hiding pleasures in store for two.<br />
</p><p>This book you write’s a haggard face:<br />
Tells ev’ry hard-won tale;<br />
So there’s really no cause for moral disgrace<br />
In intertwinings’ human scale.<br />
</p><p>Lacking your greater, deeper gift:<br />
Are crude-soft parts-of-speech;<br />
My lips seal-up your brighter, darker rift<br />
With words that no thought bleach.<br />
</p><p>So forget you now from all those creeps:<br />
Whose affection is unknown;<br />
For truth is all the reward you reaps<br />
From my seeds that you have sown.<br />
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</div><p>The proud young bitch must be adored<br />
while panting in the sun;<br />
So - admire the pelt in which she's pored<br />
or she won't give you one.<br />
</p><p><del>She hides her pleasure's winning grace<br />
for fear of noise - too much;<br />
She wonders at your blood-red face<br />
when cumming in her crutch.</del><br />
</p><p>And she likes long legs - so strong and smooth<br />
for cellulite to cheat;<br />
A nice tight cunt could so improve<br />
her prestige on the street.<br />
</p><p><del>For she's loving gossip - such a lot -<br />
'bout lads without their kits;<br />
Oh! How she aches for well-filled twot;<br />
comparing boyfriends' bits.</del><br />
</p><p>So, she hopes her arsecheeks aren't too big<br />
when sat upon her thigh;<br />
She loves those tits - so pert - to jig<br />
and poke you in each eye.<br />
</p><p>And she's shaving armpits' fuzzy hair;<br />
not liking her young sweat:<br />
Bikini-line that's cut with care<br />
to trap you in her net.<br />
</p><p>And that bulging stomach - she don't need -<br />
for fear that blokes might mock;<br />
Unhappy with her pussy's bleed<br />
when stretched on some guy's cock.<br />
</p><p>Now! There's acned spots - that make her cross -<br />
and hair that's dull 'n' lank;<br />
But, youthful dogs don't give a toss<br />
you are better than a wank!<br />
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<p>
Stone is unconvinced,<br />
of the mason’s shame and guilt;<br />
When the hard rock breaks.<br />
</p>
<p>
The boat-bobbing sea<br />
soaks the mariner’s tall tales<br />
with a salt-sharp wit.<br />
</p>
<p>
Food warms the oven<br />
for heartfelt treats of the cook<br />
from unstale dough.<br />
</p>
<p>
Voicing the voiceless,<br />
poets reveal the faceless:<br />
Feelings into words.<br />
</p>
<p>
A lovely girl’s smile<br />
can last an entire day:<br />
Cheaper than candy.<br />
</p>
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<p>
from out of the blue<br />
An angel came down to earth:<br />
Did she fall or was she pushed?<br />
</p><p>Angels come to earth:<br />
Do they fall down descending<br />
Or are they just pushed?<br />
</p><p>Ugly women frown<br />
But the cheapest cosmetic<br />
Is just a smile.<br />
</p>
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<p>The ugliest woman<br />
Is she who wears a frown<br />
For the least expensive cosmetic<br />
Is but a well-worn smile.<br />
</p>
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</div><p>I knew you best once before -<br />
The self knowing kept me mute;<br />
Remade myself, then, something more:<br />
Your look unmanned me to the root.<br />
</p><p>Her face intentions thoughts it breeds<br />
Yet hides a love lived merely once;<br />
Revealing long felt wants and deeds:<br />
So much prettier than those other cunts.<br />
</p><p>Our mouths reside among the wand'ring places -<br />
Where mouthing lips lie where none may rush,<br />
In open secret female spaces<br />
That blush to see that they may blush.<br />
</p><p>Mind's eye now illuminates a seeming deep<br />
Its misshapen form well becomes the climb;<br />
To veil imperfect a dreamless sleep<br />
That perfectly ages this too soon time.<br />
</p><br />
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