Wanna be the first, pres'dent of color in the U-S-A,
So, at last, I can fin-ally, 'ave my way;
Wanna legalize pimpin', 'ard-porn an' crack,
And paint the muvverfuckin', White 'Ouse black.
Won't Abe Lincoln shit, when 'e sees,
An end-to-'is White-Trash officialese?
To make Civil Rights over-rule your town,
We shall turn this nation right upside-down.
This, 'Ousin' Project boy's on Welfare, too
Will, just-as-sooner-rip, the shit-from-all-of-you;
It's time for-us-coons to get-some reparation
A payback to finish Black, integration.
The Senate and the 'Ouse can kiss my darkie butt
Miscegenation-law for ev'ry White-Meat slut;
The Congressmen'll-'ave-to-take-a flyin' muvverfuck,
When I give 'em my big-black, dick to suck.
Now I need a classy hoe - my latest hot-ass lover,
To, pose with me on Time and, even Newsweek's cover;
'Cause the 'lect'rate oughtta-know, we don't, fool around,
When the ghetto rings-out, with this, nigger sound.
And my Foreign, Policy - that's just-as-wise:
To, bring the ragheads down to, our own size;
In spreadin' U-S culture so that they can learn:
When their pointy-mosques we-bomb and babies-burn.
But my wife ain't-a-successful, lawyer bitch:
You dirt-poor fucks, always vote for the rich;
So when we come to power, this is what we'll do:
It's 'Separate But Equal' - but not, of course, for you.
So to get to the top, you need tenacity,
When, politics is all about, mendacity;
So I 'ave to stop bein' just a, bitch-squeezer
'Cause, first I need a Green-Card and a visa.
